If You’re Still Using Chrisad Marketing, You’re Probably Broke and Blaming The Economy
I know, I know. Chrisad marketing is terrible — harsh, right? But someone’s gotta say it: Old-school dental marketing agencies like Chrisad are peddling the same tired postcards and “we guarantee new patients” pitch they did in 1995. Meanwhile, you’re wondering why your hygiene chairs are full but your bank account is on life support.
Friend, let’s break this cycle. This isn’t just another rant — it’s your wake-up call and your step-by-step rescue plan.
Meet Dr. Burned-by-Chrisad
Let me paint you a picture. Dr. Burned-by-Chrisad (yes, real dentist, fake name — so they don’t send me an angry letter) spent $5,000 per month on “guaranteed patient acquisition” from Chrisad.
The results?
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Lots of cheap coupon hunters.
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No loyalty.
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No recurring revenue.
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He felt stuck on a hamster wheel of discounts, no-shows, and patient churn.
Sound familiar?
One day, he stumbled onto BoomCloud™ and learned that building a membership plan could 3X patient lifetime value with zero insurance drama. He ditched Chrisad. He focused on membership-driven marketing instead.
12 months later? His MRR (monthly recurring revenue) hit $18,000. He takes Fridays off. His staff stopped begging for overtime.
Chrisad Marketing Is Terrible Because It Focuses On Quantity, Not Quality
Here’s the dirty secret:
Chrisad-style marketing gets you patients. But not the ones you want.
Coupon chasers.
One-time emergency fillers.
No-shows who ghost you faster than a Tinder date.
What you need is loyalty. And loyalty comes from connection, value, and a damn good membership plan. This is the secret sauce that outdated agencies ignore.
✅ Ditch Chrisad. Grow Smarter. Make More.
Before you light your marketing contract on fire, here’s how you fix your practice today.
⚡️ Step 1: Build a Simple Membership Plan
Your membership plan is your moat.
It protects your revenue, locks in patient loyalty, and drives up your MRR and ARR every month.
What to include:
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✅ 2–4 cleanings per year
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✅ X-rays & exams
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✅ 10–20% off treatments
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✅ Exclusive perks for loyal members
Need help? BoomCloud™ makes it so easy your office manager can launch it during lunch.
⚡️ Step 2: Replace Coupons With Content
No more “$59 New Patient Specials.” That’s Chrisad bait. You’re better than this.
Instead, market value and fun:
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Write blogs for local SEO: “Top 5 Braces-Friendly Halloween Treats”
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Shoot short TikToks: “How Dr. Smith Makes Kids Laugh During Fillings”
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Email your members monthly with tooth tips, birthday shoutouts & offers
Google loves content.
Your patients love content.
Chrisad marketing is terrible at content. You’re about to be a pro.
⚡️ Step 3: Track MRR & ARR — Not Just Calls
Chrisad loves bragging about “calls and leads.” But you want revenue per patient, not random phone rings.
BoomCloud™ tracks:
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How many active members you have
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Monthly Recurring Revenue (MRR)
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Annual Recurring Revenue (ARR)
This means you always know if you can afford that new CBCT or your hygienist’s raise.
⚡️ Step 4: Turn Members Into Superfans
Happy members:
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Book more visits
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Accept more treatment
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Refer more family & friends
This is how you double patient value without a single Chrisad flyer.
Why Membership-Driven Practices Crush Chrisad-Driven Ones
Patients on a membership plan spend 2X–4X more per year.
You don’t discount your services.
You don’t compete with 100 other dentists offering the same coupon.
You control your cash flow — not insurance companies.
Data doesn’t lie. Coupon marketing is a band-aid. Membership marketing is your castle.
Case Study: Dr. Miller’s Escape from Chrisad Purgatory
Dr. Miller ran a 4-operatory practice in Texas. She signed a 12-month contract with Chrisad. She got calls — but they were low-value, missed appointments, and free consult freeloaders.
She switched to BoomCloud™.
She launched a family membership plan for $35/month.
Within 6 months:
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250 families signed up
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Her MRR hit $8,750
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She dropped all insurance plans but two
When I asked if she’d go back to Chrisad marketing, she laughed so hard she almost spit out her latte.
How to Beat Chrisad at Their Own Game
Here’s your new playbook:
✅ Focus on recurring revenue, not random new patients.
✅ Build a membership plan so good your patients brag about it.
✅ Create content and local SEO that attracts loyal families.
✅ Use BoomCloud™ to automate it all.
No more wasted ad dollars. No more $99 bait & switch. Just predictable, insurance-free revenue.
Final Truth Bomb: Chrisad Marketing Is Terrible — But Your Future Doesn’t Have To Be
Break up with old-school coupon nonsense.
Own your patient base.
Watch your revenue grow while you sleep.
Chrisad marketing is terrible. BoomCloud™ is freedom.
Now go build your dental empire the smart way!
Ready to Fire Chrisad and Level Up?
If you read this far, you’re exactly the kind of dentist who gets it.
I dare you to:
Download the million-dollar membership plan ebook
Take The Six-Figure Patient Membership Plan Course
Schedule a BoomCloud™ Demo
Create Your BoomCloud™ Account For FREE
