❌ Let’s Start With the Ugly Truth Let’s chat about marketing for chiropractic offices! You could be the best adjuster on the planet.Hands like butter. Precision like a sniper. You restore posture and turn pain into joy like a magician. And yet… If your marketing...
Real Talk: Insurance is Killing Your Margins Lets talk about Chiropractic Membership Plans! Here’s the truth most chiropractors don’t want to admit: “You’re not running a business. You’re running a really stressful charity funded by PPOs.” You know the drill: You bill...
Let’s Be Honest: Most Dental Marketing Is Weak You’ve got a killer team, a beautiful practice, high-tech gear, and you’re still wondering: “Where the hell are my loyal patients?” You run new patient specials… they ghost.You accept 10+ PPOs… and get paid...
Real Talk: If You’re Losing More Patients Than You’re Keeping, You’re Bleeding Money You don’t have to be a marketing genius to know this: “It costs WAY more to get a new patient than it does to keep one.” Yet here we are — running “$49 new patient specials” while...
Let’s Get Real: You Don’t Have a New Patient Problem — You Have a Strategy Problem Let’s talk about the ultimate marketing question: How do you get more patients in a dental practice? Everyone and their marketing consultant is out here yelling: “You need more...
Your Website Isn’t a Digital Business Card — It’s a Freakin’ Funnel Let’s chat about optometric website marketing! Let me guess: Your website looks good. Nice colors. Sleek logo. You’ve got a fancy “Book Now” button in the top right. Cool. So… where’s the...
You Don’t Need More Likes. You Need a Real Strategy. Let’s cut through the fluff real quick. Most social media marketing for chiropractors looks like this: Awkward “Happy Monday” team photos Random “Did you know?” facts ️ Posts with #chiropracticlove #adjustmentlife...
Let’s Be Honest: Most Dental Giveaways Are Lame You’ve seen it. A cheap pen that barely writes A toothbrush so stiff it could file down concrete A calendar fridge magnet from 2017 still somehow on the front desk These aren’t marketing gifts — they’re clutter. “If your...
Let’s Get One Thing Clear: Your Practice Isn’t Just Worth a “Rule of Thumb” Okay Doc, listen up. Let’s talk about the dental practice valuation rule of thumb… You built your practice from scratch.You hired, fired, invested, and put in years of...
Listen Up: Your Margins Suck (But It’s Not Your Fault) Let’s talk about Dentistry Profit Margins! If you’re a dentist reading this, you probably didn’t go to dental school to become a full-time spreadsheet juggler, PPO negotiator, and insurance claim warrior....
Let’s Get One Thing Straight: “Likes” Don’t Pay the Bills I’ve seen it a hundred times. A dentist posts a smiling team photo with the caption: “Happy Monday from the best team ever!! ” They get 7 likes. Maybe a comment from their aunt. And zero patients...
Let’s talk about Dental Marketing Ideas for October October isn’t just about pumpkin spice and Halloween—it’s the perfect time to brew up creative marketing ideas for your dental practice. Whether you’re looking to attract new patients or keep your current...
Most Optometry SEO Advice Is Soft. This Isn’t. This article is about seo for optometry Let me guess. You’ve heard this before: “Just write blog posts, build backlinks, and patients will show up!” Sounds nice. Like a unicorn farting glitter. Let’s talk seo for...
Let’s Be Honest: SEO Is Useless if You Don’t Convert Most chiropractor SEO experts out there will tell you how to rank #1 on Google. But here’s the thing nobody says out loud: What’s the point of ranking #1 if no one books? I’ve met chiropractors who were...
Let’s Be Real: Most Chiropractic Marketing is a Dumpster Fire Yeah, I said it – Lets talk about the perfect chiropractor marketing strategy Here’s what the average chiropractic marketing strategy looks like in 2025: A $99 exam “deal” that attracts tire-kickers...
