The Problem With Boring Chiropractic Marketing Materials Raise your hand if your current chiropractic marketing materials are basically a smiling spine and a “Come in for a Free Consult!” flyer. Yeah, we’ve all seen ‘em. Here’s the deal: most chiropractic marketing...
You ever see a membership program for chiropractors and think, “Yeah right—that’s for fancy yoga studios, not spine‑cracking clinics”? Buckle in, because this chiropractic marketing manefesto is gonna punch that skepticism in the spine and wake you up to the power of...
The Ugly Truth About Chiro Marketing Let’s be honest… most chiropractors suck at marketing. Yeah, I said it. Not because you’re bad at adjusting spines (you’re a wizard at that), but because you’re stuck playing the wrong game: Running $19 Facebook specials Attracting...
Why Most Chiropractors Chase the Wrong Clients Let’s be real. Most chiropractors are chasing the wrong crowd. You know the ones: The “$19 New Patient Exam” crowd The Groupon junkies The “my back hurts today but I’ll never commit” people Yeah, they might fill a few...
Why Most Chiropractor Marketing is Garbage Let’s be brutally honest. Most “marketing” for chiropractors looks like this: “$29 Adjustment Special!” “FREE Consultation – Today Only!” “New Patient Exam $19!” Yeah, you might get some clicks. You might even get a couple of...
Stop Copy-Pasting Crappy Chiropractor Ads Let’s be honest: most chiropractor ads suck.They scream: “$29 New Patient Exam!” “$19 Adjustment Special!” “FREE Consultation!” And yeah, those ads might get clicks… but they also attract coupon-chasers who ghost you after the...
Stop Wasting Money on Flimsy Marketing Tricks If you’re a chiropractor who thinks boosting Facebook posts or handing out “$29 first visit” coupons counts as a marketing strategy… let’s be real — you’re basically lighting money on fire . The best chiropractic marketing...
Hook: Stop Playing Marketing Roulette with Your Practice Here’s the thing, doc — most chiropractors are gambling with their marketing.They throw money at Facebook ads, boost random Instagram posts, or worse… they pay a “guru” to make them a TikTok dance reel in hopes...
Stop Wasting Google AdWords on “$29 Exam” Ads Let’s be brutally honest—most chiropractors are burning cash on Google ads.They bid on “chiropractor near me,” throw up a generic landing page, slap a “$29 First Visit” on it, and hope patients stampede in. Spoiler: They...
Stop Running Facebook Ads That Just Get Likes Let’s get real…Most chiropractors are paying Zuckerberg good money for Facebook ads that look pretty but don’t pay the bills. You know the ones—soft blue backgrounds, a smiling stock photo, “Back Pain Relief Today!” in...
Stop Posting Pretty Pictures That Don’t Pay the Bills Let’s be honest…Most optometry social media marketing is fluff. You’re posting a cute pic of your team, a stock image of glasses, maybe even an eye health tip—and then… crickets. Sure, you get a few likes. Maybe...
Stop Wasting Money on Ads That Don’t Pay Off Let’s cut to the chase:Most optometrist online marketing campaigns are like throwing dollar bills into a leaf blower. You’re buying Google Ads, running Facebook campaigns, posting on Instagram… and for what? Another...
Most Optometrist Business Plans Are… Garbage Let’s be real:Most “optometrist business plan examples” you find online are boring, outdated, and about as inspiring as a soggy bowl of cereal. They’re filled with corporate fluff, vague “mission statements,” and...
The Harsh Truth About the “Old” Optometrist Business Model Most optometrists are running their practice like it’s 1999—chasing new patients, taking every insurance plan under the sun, and praying reimbursement rates don’t drop (spoiler: they will). Here’s the problem:...
Why Most Optometrist Advertising Falls Flat (and What to Do Instead) Let’s get real: most optometrist advertising ideas are as stale as last year’s contact lens solution. “50% off your second pair of glasses!” “Free eye exam with purchase!” “Come in for our annual...
